FLASH: Bush picks nose, accidentally penetrates brain.

Washington Post ~ By DEB RIECHMAN
Bush Blasts Democrats on Economic Issues
Speaking at a fundraiser for GOP Rep. Mike Sodrel in what may be one of the closest races in the country, Bush attempted to draw a sharp contrast between the two parties’ economic policies.
We’ve got a record to stand on,” Bush said.
But he said the Democratic record consisted of “loud noises” and votes against tax cuts.
  1. The brain is soft, about the consistency of stiff jello. It needs the protection of the bones of the skull.
  2. It is entirely dependent on glucose (the simplest form of sugar) and oxygen to function. Cut off either of these, or the blood carrying them, and the brain starts to die.
  3. It cannot replace cells that die. It can learn to use other cells to perform the functions of cells that have died, up to a point. After an injury, (such as an alcohol binge) some cells are sick but not dead. A person’s functioning may improve, often over several months, as the sick cells recover.
The human nose secretes about a litre of water a day - TRUE - Erectile tissue inside the nose warms and moistens the air you breathe in, and together with sticky mucus also secreted in the nose, acts as a filter to trap bugs and dirt.

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